garo-master:

"good goddesses i’m so freaking hot"

nare-bear:

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

BRUH

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Anonymous asked: I gave my boyfriend a handjob under our table in olive garden

killer-titz:

olivegarden:

i’m calling the official president of the usa 

captainarlert:

theclumsyintellectual:

Of course there’s a gif for that

Thank god It’s not a supernatural gif

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human-s0uls:

mom driving her kid to warped tour

emilysheartstitchedtohersleeve:

thefunniestblogger:

pornocreep:

freemindfreebody:

skinbonesandink:

younggt:

"birds and squirrels and earth and sky"

Oh..

I freakin love my dogs.

Holy fuck. I love my dog. She ain’t ever going anywhere.

Does anyone else see “Dedicated to Rambo May he live a thousand years” at the bottom? Because I can’t. I’ve just got a dog treat in my eye is all

Nooo!! I’m already stuffed up from being sick and now I’m crying! This is not okay!!

i like how someone got rid of the oatmeals credit at the bottom

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